Do any of you still remember Kris Kross? You know, the kid rapper duo with their hit “Jump, Jump”? Well, apparently, one of the two occupants of this apartment is a big fan of Kris Kross. I’m not going to tell you which one, but that person is such a big fan that they just had to bring up the topic of Kris Kross in every conversation all weekend long. That’s just how much they love this duo. So much that it’s become an obsession. It’s not pretty. Not pretty at all.
(Don’t worry, Troy. Your secret is safe with me. Even if we never see each other again after the end of my visit, we’ll always have Kris Kross. KRIS KROSS NEVAH DIE!!!)
Update: For all it’s worth, Kris Kross Revisited with a link to the “Jump, Jump” video near the bottom of the page.