Fuzzy, woolly mammoth was sad
Because his tusks were going bad
They were bending the wrong way
And in a state of decay
The wooly mammoth had gone mad.
I felt like writing a limerick about a woolly mammoth so that’s what you got! Woolly mammoth is one of my most favourite animals because, at least in drawings, they always seem so cute and fuzzy. Too bad they became extinct some 4000 years ago. I actually own two stuffed woolly mammoth toys. I think that makes me the biggest woolly mammoth fan this side of Ontario.
By the way, have you heard about the Russian scientists who were convinced that they had a pretty good chance of cloning the woolly mammoth? Not sure if it is a good or bad idea, but I wish them all the best luck nonetheless.